• Collared Shirts Are Not Required.
  
• Prevent Spike Marks - Play Barefoot
  
• All Putts Break Toward The Ocean - Eventually
  
• Mulligans Are Included In your Green Fees
• Three Putts - Enough Already
  
• If your cell phone rings, You Lose The Hole; If you answer it, You Lose the Round
  
• "Close Enough" Applies At All Times
  
• The Only reason To Take A Cart Is To Carry The Cooler
  
• Hitting A Chicken Is Not The Same As Getting A Birdie
  
• Hit Til You're Happy!